A Horse A Chicken @ The Harley

Comedy 7 Comments »

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned..
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,

Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

‘When You’re Hung Like A Horse, You Don’t Need A HarleyTo Pick Up Chicks!

Sandee Makes Me Laugh

Blogging, Comedy 3 Comments »

I’m sitting here with a box of tissue, with a ton of cold meds in me, trying to get my card drops in. I always drop on my favorites first, then my in box.   Sandee’s Comedy Plus blog is in my favorites. I read her every day. I don’t comment much, but I do read her. Her posts always put a smile on my face, and sometimes she gives me a huge belly laugh. If you haven’t read her yet…you should. Anyways, I got this from her site..It looked fun so I tried it myself. Sandee, I agree with you, it makes me feel old too.


In 1958 (the year you were born)


Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US

The first US earth satellite, Explorer I, goes into orbit

Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13 year old second cousin, Myra Brown

The “Quiz Show Scandals” rock the television industry and the nation

Vice President Richard Nixon faces hostile anti-American mobs during a visit to South America

14 year old Bobby Fischer wins the United States Chess Championship

Ellen DeGeneres, Michael Jackson, Ice-T, and Mark Cuban are born

New York Yankees win the World Series

Baltimore Colts win the NFL championship


Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Truman Capote is published

Elvis Presley enters the U.S. Army

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