The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years..
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..’ Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What’s for dinner, Batman?”
January 27th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Silly man….wouldn’t Catwoman be more appropriate?
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January 27th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
My husband would be thrilled if I were dressed like that. Bwahahahahahaha. Good one.
Have a terrific day.
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January 28th, 2010 at 12:47 am
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is freaking hilarious!
Thx for the laugh.
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January 28th, 2010 at 3:57 am
this made my day! funny.
January 28th, 2010 at 6:40 am
LOL! Thanks for making my day!
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January 28th, 2010 at 6:58 am
This is hilarious!
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January 28th, 2010 at 10:03 am
my Fiancee would be thrilled if i dressed like that although I would probably get the “What’s for dinner Batman” response first.
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January 28th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Hahahaha…thanks for the laugh, SpicyBug!
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January 28th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Honey, you have made me laugh so hard! I love this post and the last one too!
January 29th, 2010 at 12:03 am
lol… I’ll share this with my husband
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January 29th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
That’s kind of sad. Really. I’ve been married and I could see me getting the married woman’s reaction too.
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January 31st, 2010 at 4:18 am
That made me laugh! Very cute post!
I am actually wearing short shorts right now and sleeveless Sando and my husband is asking me not to wear it if I am not in the mood…
Much more if with that black bra get up!!! As of, what’s for dinner, yeah, I might get that too just for some humor!
Very good one! Thanks for the laugh!