To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ’ For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ’To Go’.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ’I Won! I Won!’
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ’Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
November 28th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
This is really funny. Thanks for sharing.
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November 28th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I love #13 the best. Bwahahahahaha. Oh the looks on their faces. Ask for a volunteer. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific vacation.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:13 am
LMFAO!! Omg I’ll have a diet water please…. Hope yer havin fun on vacation!
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November 29th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
LMAO! At least 90% of that list would surely get me fired. #5 is sure to get you on some kind of FBI watch list. I’m pretty sure I’ve done #10 on more than one occasion.
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November 29th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I’ve done #14.
Warning: It can backfire if the clerk is in the right mood.
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